“Rumor has it that President Obama’s favorite food is a Chicago dog with a fresca, also rumored is that he likes to eat all he can now… and pay for it later." An Eisenburg gourmet beef frank topped with yellow mustard, sweet pickle relish, diced onions, tomato wedges, dill spears, pickled banana peppers, & celery salt

¼ lb. $8.95 / ½ lb. $12.95

¼ lb. $10.95 / ½ lb. $17.95

The Al Gore Frito Pie Dog

“Take the Frito pie we credited to Al Gore & make it into a dog… Awesome!” An Eisenburg gourmet beef frank topped with cheddar cheese, our homemade chili, Fritos, diced onion & pickled sliced jalapenos

¼ lb. $10.95 / ½ lb. $17.95

¼ lb. $11.95 / ½ lb. $15.95

The Beto O'Rourke Mexico Dog

“While it’s 100% made in the USA, we are going to call it Mexican anyway.” An Eisenburg gourmet beef frank topped with bacon slices, cheddar cheese sauce, avocado, pico de gallo, & jalapenos

¼ lb. $11.95 / ½ lb. $15.95

¼ lb. $9.95 / ½ lb. $14.95

The LBJ Chili Cheese Texas Works Dog

“LBJ famously had several heart attacks… he blamed his first one, while senate majority leader, on the hot dog he had for lunch.” An Eisenburg gourmet beef frank topped with bacon slices, cheddar cheese sauce, our homemade chili, diced onion, & pickled sliced jalapenos

¼ lb. $9.95 / ½ lb. $14.95

The George W. Bush BLT Dog

“Dubya was a big fan of the BLT. He often requested the sandwich for lunch. We think if he tasted our BLT hot dog, he might say… 'Don’t misunderestimate It!'” An Eisenburg gourmet beef frank topped with bacon slices, lettuce, tomato, and mayo

¼ lb. $9.95 / ½ lb. $14.95

The Bill Clinton Dirty Chili Cheese Dog

“Often considered the ‘Hot Dog President’, but not necessarily because of his food choices… Be careful with this messy dog, or much like President Clinton, you might end up with it in your lap!” An Eisenburg gourmet beef frank topped with cheddar cheese, & our homemade chili

¼ lb. $9.95 / ½ lb. $14.95

¼ lb. $12.95 / ½ lb. $19.95

The Ben Franklin Philly Cheese-Steak Dog

“Some claim The War of American Independence was won by Brave Patriots on the battlefield. Others say by the pens of The Great Statesman of the Continental Congress. No friends, the war was won by the Philadelphia Cheese Steak.” - Benjamin Franklin. An Eisenburg gourmet beef frank topped with philly steak with onions, peppers, & house made green chili queso

¼ lb. $12.95 / ½ lb. $19.95

¼ lb. $10.95 / ½ lb. $14.95

The Joe Biden 'Shroom Dog

“You never know what happens on shrooms… you might even wake up president.” An Eisenburg gourmet beef frank topped with mushrooms, onions, and swiss cheese

¼ lb. $10.95 / ½ lb. $14.95

¼ lb. $14.95 / ½ lb. $18.95

The Antifa Dog

“Will set your mouth on fire.” An Eisenburg gourmet beef frank topped with avocado, bacon slices, pico, cheddar jack cheese, jalapenos, & siracha hot sauce

¼ lb. $14.95 / ½ lb. $18.95

¼ lb. $11.95 / ½ lb. $17.95

Hawaiian Dog

“If you like Pineapple and Spam, this is your jam.” An Eisenburg Gourmet beef frank topped with avocado, seared spam, crushed pineapple, and teriyaki sauce

¼ lb. $11.95 / ½ lb. $17.95

¼ lb. $10.95 / ½ lb. $12.95

Hong Kong Phooey

“If China is really taking over, we want to welcome them properly.” An Eisenburg gourmet beef frank, tempura battered and fried, topped with bacon bits, peanut butter, and a sweet Thai chili sauce

¼ lb. $10.95 / ½ lb. $12.95

¼ lb. $10.95 / ½ lb. $16.95

The MSNBC Vegan Dog

#fakemeat A vegan frank, vegan cheese, and vegan chipotle mayo

¼ lb. $10.95 / ½ lb. $16.95

¼ lb. $14.95 / ½ lb. $19.95

"The Squad" Triple Pig Dog

“Three kinds of pig, in one little bun.” An Eisenburg gourmet beef frank topped with pulled pork, chorizo, bacon, queso fresco, & hot sauce

¼ lb. $14.95 / ½ lb. $19.95

Seething Sandwiches

$11.95

Original Trump Cheeseburger

“So good you will be tweeting about it at 1am.” Beef patty topped with lettuce, tomato, onions, & our special sauce served on toasted challah buns

$11.95

$10.95

The Chuck Norris

“Who You Calling Chicken” Chicken Sandwich “If Chuck Norris was president, ISIS would be waswas” Half pound skinless chicken breast topped with our special sauce, cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato & onion on toasted Hawaiian buns

$10.95

$14.95

Ronald Reagan Burger

“Our favorite president… Our Favorite burger.” A half pound Akaushi patty, grilled blackened shrimp, pickled jalapenos, avocado, diced onion, blue cheese crumbles and chipotle mayo served on toasted challah buns

$14.95

$12.95

Ron DeSanctis Chili Cheese Burger

“Take off the mask… and grab a napkin.” A half pound Akaushi patty topped with chili, cheese, and jalapenos served on your choice of toasted challah buns or Texas toast

$12.95

$14.95

The CNN Beyond Burger

#fakemeat Beyond patty, vegan cheese and vegan mayo served on toasted buns

$14.95

$9.95

The Pacifist Pulled Pork Mac & Cheese Sandwich

One pulled pork with BBQ sauce topped with our mac-n-cheese served on Texas toast

$9.95

$12.95

The Populist Philly Cheese Steak

Tenderloin philly steak with onions & peppers, & our house made green chili queso served on Texas toast

$12.95

Healthy Rage

$14.95

Ahi Tuna Salad

Crisp field greens, herb marinated cherry tomatoes, red onions, cucumber slices, parmesan & crispy wantons tossed in light Asian vinaigrette topped with sesame crusted ahi tuna & wasabi peas

$14.95

$7.95

The Wedge

Quarter head of iceberg lettuce with blue cheese or ranch dressing, blue cheese crumbles, applewood smoked bacon & fresh ground pepper

$7.95

$9.95

Chop Salad

Fresh chopped spring greens, herb marinated cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, red onion, applewood bacon, cheddar & blue cheese, served with our house red wine herb vinaigrette dressing

$9.95

Spicy Caesar Salad

Romaine lettuce & herb marinated cherry tomatoes with our custom Caesar dressing, topped with roasted corn & black bean salsa, jalapeno crouton, avocado & cilantro

$9.95

Add Chicken, +$4.95 / Tenderloin Steak, +$5.95 / Shrimp, +$5.95

Additions:

Add Chicken, +$4.95 / Tenderloin Steak, +$5.95 / Shrimp, +$5.95

Dessert

$7.95

Cheesecake Bites

$7.95

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